Most wonderful time…

‘ITS Da most wonderful time of the YEEEEAR!’ WHAT a cliché… 

Being born in Siberia, who has…er, know how ‘lovely’ winter can be. Let me be more narratively illustrative…eh if you know what I mean :  

Day of snow :

Snowflakes fall but then wind turns ’em back to the sky. Perfectly could tell where the wind blows. Hanging out, stepping on the soft white blanket…seems like it;  all town in kind of hypersomnia, waiting for a summer sun to rise. A few folks had to come out, bet their kids made ’em to. All man seem to be busy with life, not focusing mush on whats around and how magically this falling snow scene looks like from all angles.  ‘Hey look up!  Stop looking at your phone! Missing all the FUN, look around…How whitish this tree is…How crystalish those sparks of flakes…How squeaky this sound of your steps…’ — Me standing at the traffic light, yelling at the morning moving crowd. Ahh me being sentimental, but surely i used to see such work-load focus and indifference to what happens around, especially in winter, wondering more where to get their coffee, whats on their lunch, and how to finish their work before 6 pm today.

You would be surprised or NOT — for those who lived in Russia at least for sometime —  to see so many moody people on the streets today; don’t smile, or say ‘hi’, they just live in this grey mushy surrounding, and so ‘Métro, Boulot, Dodo’ is the motto, um thats how they say in France — see nothing except metro, work, and bed. 

Yea sure, those Santa season — is about grey and milky-tint cloud filled the sky without a single sight of a blue. Kind of rural landscape, which I like, but would you call this a “wonderful time🎶” ? Playing Xmas songs over and over again…coming from the shops around.

In some sense ‘YES’, if to look at these crowded decorated places — city centre, most historical sites, museums, central Xmas tree street — ohh would get blind looking at all those red…green…golden…purple lights, some kind of fairytale, catching softy white flakes on the way.

*🎶‘...Last Xmas I gave you my heart and…’ Those kind of songs, especially this one, as an example, which I though is about kids at xmas,  similar to  ‘Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way…’ — fun, simple, and catchy (before learning English language). Was shocking the day I figured, that song is not about kids…
Baikal lake during winter. Impressive? Nah? Ok, well would be more goosebump effect from the top view…
Still not impressed?Not my pictures, so I will get there and make a bigger one 🙂

BUT IF

Have never EVER seen how snow falls, melts, spins and jiggles around? ‘Snow punch’ does mean anything for you? Nah, nothing about poking a snowman, or wizzing drinks.

Its when snow drifts mixing small and big pieces of whity flakes. Yea, tiny very fluffy and soft but try to cross that blizzard… ;Even a slight blizzard — nothing too stormy — throwing jabs to your frozen cheeks, red nose, and sticky eyelashes, and hey, those fluffy flakes are not so “fluffy” anymore.

At those moments I usually think how clownish my ‘sour’ face looks like; heavy smirk, eyes squeezing shut, curving wrinkles,… icy lashes touching eyelids, I wonder, not ‘who’, but ‘WHAT’ am I now? : a tiny Disney figure — white furry top on pair white sticks; or a roundish white substance, clownish grimace on, slightly showing any move with feather-long lashes.

For any Middle Easterner who happen to be in some never-leaving-sun places, including the land of shiny minerals and spices (Africa and South Asia),  kangaroo’s kingdom (Australia), and green oasis of Aztecs and Incas ( Middle and South America)… um, what am I talking about? Oh yeah, my bad, bit drifted away, listing all of it. SO,  if you happened to be in some of those areas, surely you won’t face any kind of ‘snow punch’… sandy jabs could be far more annoying.

But all goes second when there is a feet-frozen feeling… Ahh horrible, horrible, feeling! Bet you got this image in your head: a Pirate breaking his big frozen toe — from “The Pirates of Caribbean” movie. Dah, impressive! Goosebumps tickle when thinking of it. Pretty much, I could be that poor pirate so many times, but thanks to a heater…yeeea-yea, hot bath also. 

Feet, hands, fingers, nose, ears, cheeks… — all this gets cold fast if…You would ask: ‘So yeah ,what do you Siberian guys do if there is no heater and a hot bath near you?’ Huh, well there is one known way…: Push your toes back and forth inside your shoes, like to run some warm steam between toes. Does this REALLY works? Um, not really, but its a good try…good toe-fitness…er brings some giggle and finely distracting from cold…ehh, a bit, just a bit.

pics takes by me…
Mostly from St. Petersburg, Russia. You might see how white it is starting late November heading to April. But when it melts…ugh ohh…well look at pics below 👇 
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